Free funny adult jokes

We all love a good laugh, no matter the occasion. But as you get older, the adult funny jokes may be the more appropriate and enjoyable option. If you are a bit innocent, then you may not know what is to be expected from an adult joke. Expect sexual jokes and offensive humour. Although we will leave the more disgusting and horrible humour to the darker places of the web…. Our best rude jokes can be used in a number of situations… We think they could work perfectly inside a greeting card, a casual joke to your friend or you could even risk it and use some as pickup lines… We will let you decide!

A joke that packs a punch while being basically wholesome is a rare gem, a chance for people of all ages to laugh hard together. Because while R-rated humor can become a crutch, making people laugh without invoking adult-only language is a real, rare talent. Consider these jokes Lysol-ed: Not a filthy thing about them. A clever clean joke will take you back to the days when you got a brain freeze from speed-eating your popsicle so you could read the joke of the day beneath the flavored ice. Study up and bust out these hilarious clean jokes whenever you need to see your kid smile. Because they have little anty bodies.

Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive.

Funny Adult Joke 1 A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? The thief was spending less then his wife. Which one do you let in? It works by changing your blood type!!